All the hype surrounding AVATAR really had me excited to see the film. I went to the cinema with my girlfriend prepared to see some of the most amazing scenes we would ever witness.
After the film i had to kill her, the memories of that horrific piece of shit film had stained our relationship to a point in which i wished for her to not live.
Pandora is a shithole hippy fuckfest which is full of balls.
The story is pathetic however it can be summed up like this, man has no legs, man goes in space, man lands on planet, man turns blue, man kills humans.
YO JAMES CAMERON, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT PETER JACKSON'S LORD OF THE RINGS WAS THE GREATEST ESCAPISM FILM OF ALL TIME...
ALL TIME.
I believe that this is a fitting sequel to TITanic
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